bodice-ripper

A book labeled "Historical Romance" that is really just written porn for middle-aged women.

Trevor: Hey Jeff's mom, what's that you're reading?
Jeff's mom: Oh it's called "A Knight for Alice." It's a lovely romance set in 1500's England. Very sweet and adventerous.
Jeff: Mom give it up. Everyone knows that's just a bodice-ripper.

by BambiBigalow April 21, 2011

bodice ripper

A "romantic" but risque novel aimed at a female audience; refers to the buxom women who decorate the covers, along with the dark, handsome, and wealthy male

I went to the bookstore in the airport, but all they had were bodice rippers

by Cornholio September 25, 2003

Bediculous

When someone is being ridiculous

"Man, I turned so hard it felt like I had be exorcised"
"You bediculous"

"I fell asleep with popcorn in my mouth"
"Legit?! You bediculous"

"I stood in sewage water"
"BEDICULOUS"

by Lengathore September 12, 2012

Bedicted

Being addicted to your bed.

Sarah: hey do you know if Alex is coming to the party tonight?

Jennifer: No he’s bedicted

by I am in my own way August 16, 2018

Bedike

The opposite of bedazzling. The act of taking an item/style that is typically feminine and making it more masculine.

I'm totally going to Bedike her jacket.

by veil_naught June 22, 2011

Bedicle(s)

Literally, a Bed of Coals, but it’s much more than that. A Bedicle(s) is similar to a tray of ice cube(s)/sickles only made with fire and carbon instead of cold and water. Its is, physically, the pile of the hot embers underneath a fire. Metaphorically, it is the living breathing heart of the fire. Like a planetary core, it is the source of heat that ultimately generates an atmosphere. Within it's sphere of influence there is a climate that can be sustained by the thoughtful application of fuel.

You gotta build a good bedicle(s) if you want to make rager!

by BaldKnob1 April 17, 2022

Bredice

A word used to describe a person who is largely hated by a group of people because of an obnoxious and aggravating attitude. This person will also usually follow one person around in an attempt to be popular.

God that person is such a bredice.

by Person who hates Bredice. April 29, 2010