Beazley

A huge stinky turd. Like the mother of all turds, when you really rip a shit that will make it in turd folklore. Most commonly used with the term: "Rip" i.e "Rip a beazley"
These are usually "ripped" after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.

"Holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever"

"If i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley"

by beazley ripper May 9, 2010

bedazzler

A product manufactured by NSI Innovations that allows users to set sequins and rhinestones into fabrics.

What would you pay for the Be-Dazzler? But wait! There's more!

by Quozl September 25, 2003

Bedazzlevaginadickphobia

The fear of having sex with a guy that bedazzles his dick and getting a jewel stuck in your vagina.

Omg Lauren, Jonathan enjoys Bedazzling his penis but you know I have Bedazzlevaginadickphobia, I just can't have sexual intercourse with him..

by YoMomma123 March 29, 2012

Bedazzled

Something really sparkly and shiny. People usually use the word bedazzled when they describe a sparkly jacket.

Your jacked is so bedazzled or your purse is so bedazzled.

by The definition of Emma September 21, 2018

Beazle

Main Entry: Bea·zle

Pronunciation: \ˈbē-zəl\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural beazles
Etymology: Middle English besele, from Old English beosule; akin to Old High German bisula beasel
Date: before 12th century

1. This club is packed with Beazles tonight!
2. Who is that Beazle you made sexy-time with?

by Prof. Tan Kazner August 7, 2009

Bedazzle

Literally means the same as skedaddle but better

Let’s bedazzle and get the fuck out of here

by thechester March 1, 2019

Bedaleing

Bedaleing means goofing around, it's used when you don't know any other word to use in a situation where the other person is so goofy and silly, you forget the word you were going to say completely and instead say "bedaleing".

Created by Ira (I.S.B)

Person 1: *Being silly*
Person 2: Stop bedaleing !!

by SillyIra June 11, 2019