Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019

eggz benedicked

chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.

JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."

Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."

JT, " shiiiiiiiit."

by Bandana Raburn September 18, 2011

Benedick

Pope Benedict XVI, from the Roman Catholic Church.

Did you hear what that benedick dumbass said in Africa ?

by Comi March 23, 2009

bonerdickin

repeatedly revving your diesel truck

Dude let’s go bonerdickin with our trucks after church!

by Diesel 911 June 23, 2019

Bauerdick Units (BDU's)

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. It is actually a theoretical measurement because no one has been able to locate and accurately measure a Bauerdick.

The size of that pencil is 1.4 million Bauerdick Units (BDU's).

by Petr Czech May 1, 2009

beesdicky

A way to measure things in a small amount. Smaller than a centimetre. Think of a bumble bee. Now think of his manly bit. Beesdicky is the word.

Bring the truck back a beesdicky

by Bonnie Parker November 8, 2007

Benedick Arnold

Like the American General who betrayed the colonies but was ultimately caught, this person is a friend or acquaintance who runs their mouth or betrays you but is caught by you.
Emphasize the dick on it like a Bene-DICK

I heard you stole my lunch money from my lock Benedick Arnold.

by Longdongvanhugenrod February 1, 2014