bragsheet

A resume, cv or other list of awards or accomplishments. Possibly of nautical origin.

Sally's bragsheet was loaded with technical skills, to conceal her lack of management experience.

by JobSeeker April 7, 2006

baby gravy bedsheet

To masturbate on someones bedsheets before they go to bed. When they go to sleep they get covered in sperm.

Stephen: Why did Adam just leap out of bed screaming and whipping off his hands and legs?

Ryan: I gave him a Baby Gravy Bedsheet!

by Ryan Daniels July 31, 2007

Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012

Load of bedsheets

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.

(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"

by General Douchington February 22, 2011

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.

Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak

by Girthiest February 13, 2017

Bedsheet Cocktail Fart

When your significant other is sleeping in bed next to you, and they let off a loud fart, you too fart to allow for the aromas to mix under the covers. Putting your head under the covers to enjoy the smell for yourself is a must.

Rob and Susie were sleeping in one day when rob cracked a nasty fart under the covers. Susie growing curious, and decided to help create a Bedsheet Cocktail Fart to see what the wretched aroma would be.

by Pussysniffersupreme January 20, 2021