Weirdo Beardo

Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.

Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.

by kidagora November 18, 2011

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beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”

Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.

by beardo the man June 28, 2010

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beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.

I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!

by Treegerson October 25, 2013

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Bearogacy

An arrangement where a bear agrees to bear a bear for another bear

Aww look those infertile bears have a bearogacy

by VengefulSasuage March 14, 2011

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el beardo

El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.

Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?

Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.

by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008

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