beergasm

Beergasm: (beer orgasm) The shudder you get when having your first sip of beer. you may also get one with your second sip of beer, otherwise known as a multiple beergasm.

"I just had a beergasm"

by Grassy J. Hammond April 17, 2007

Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.

Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith

by hoboknife March 22, 2011

BEADGASM

A feeling of euphoria experienced when accompanied by beads.

When I walked into the craft store I had an intense BEADGASM .

by anonymous January 6, 2018

beardmasher

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch

I bet that guy is a beardmasher

by the random ruler October 16, 2009

Boardgame Blueballs

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.

Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.

by DetroitVsEveryone April 13, 2020

brandgasm

When modern marketing/branding gets absolutely self-indulgent, out-of-hand, crass, tacky, etc. eg: Gap commercials, Apple's retail stores, Nike (period).

Mathias: have you been to an apple store(tm) yet? seems like they are like temples.

Jeremiah: yes, there's one here. overinflated, self- indulgent brandgasms.

by Jeremiah Junken April 11, 2004

BEDGASM

A Feeling Of Happiness Experienced When Climbing Into Bed At The End Of A Very Long Day

Jason: Yo bro, What you been up to lately?
Keenen: Nah, I came back from work, I need a BEDGASM...
Jason: Ohk, Enjoy!

by Jasy1911 June 12, 2015