A sex act performed by an active gay man on a passive gay man, in which the active partner penetrates the anus of his partner until he ejaculates. The active partner then removes some of his semen from the anus and coats the other man's lips and tongue.
My gay friend refuses to participate in a dirty baumgartner, because he does not like the taste of cum.
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"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"
"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."
"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."
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BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.
1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion
2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.
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bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.
1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion
2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.
Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.
"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."
by greatjorge October 29, 2014
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by Brett Baumgardner October 4, 2008
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There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012
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"Yeah, my boyfriend just got a new job. He'll be making a lot more money now."
"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"
Damnit baumgarner.
"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"
Damnit baumgarner.
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