Balched

Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants

1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!

by BlueWhale January 16, 2009

bauch

Bauch is an adjective derived form the word debauchery. It is best used to describe a person, place, or thing that bet exemplifies being awesome, drunk, high, fun, delic, raunchy, or otherwise bad from the viewoint of mainstream conservative society. Bauch is usally associated with alcoholism, womanizing, sexism, destructiveness, poor judgement, and a total disregard for ones own or other's well being. Basically everythign choice. bauch originated in small town ohio at oberlin college.

Example One: See Jonny Run. See Jonny Run up to a prostitute and stab her for fun. See Jonny keeping it bauch.

Example Two: Yo, Aaron banged 10 chicks at once even though he knew he had Hep C. Wow, Aaron is bauch.

by Jimmy Fingers December 17, 2004

baunch

the skin between the anus and the penis; also see grundle.

how would you be able to see my baunch while i am wearing pants?

by Andrew Verrecchio January 11, 2003

Bauchery

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.

'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'

by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015

ballchamp

A ballchamp is a person who loves having testicles in and around their mouth.

Danny is a total ballchamp!

by Donalddickdastardly.. November 7, 2015

bausched

The act of having your flight delayed by a mind-boggling combination of weather, act of god, flight crew timing out, plane maintenance, etc... This happens to you no matter how well you plan or pray for easy travel.

When trying to fly home from a job interview in Washington D.C., Roy was bausched as his flight was delayed by lightly falling snow (less than 1/2 inch), then a storm system stopped another plane from reaching Washington to fly him home, and finally his flight crew timed out on the Tarmac. The airline was completely unapologetic.

by FBomb07 January 10, 2009

Balchandani

someone characterised to be one of de sickest lawyerz to walk the earth, a man who's a mastered both the faculty of language and logic. Till now, nobody is known to have survived him on the opposing end of a courtroom.

Example 1:
Timothy: Bruh did you hear about John?
Dave: Yeah man he got absolutely balchandani'd, do you think he'll ever recover?
Timothy: nobody recovers man

Example 2:
Ben: Man, I wish you were with me in court today, I got to see someone absolutely destroyed in a cross-examination
Samuel: What happened?
Ben: Man it was an absolute balchandani moment; he was eaten alive

by XxX_Litigation_XxX June 5, 2020