battleshits

When two guys / girls enter bathroom stalls and commence battle to see who can shit the loudest. First used during the movie 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'

"Hey Clarissa, do you want to play battleshits?"

by monty554 May 27, 2015

battleshits

A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.

"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"

by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

battleshits

Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.

"Did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?"
"No, thats just John and Mike playing battleshits."

by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007

battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie

chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane

by masteroffire October 27, 2012

turkish battleships

The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.

Dude last night was dope, me and this girl were doing Turkish battleships!

by Harryisbetter12 June 6, 2018

Battleshits

A case of diarrhea that is accompanied by severe flatulence to such a degree that the sound resembles a naval ship firing its cannons.

Tom had Taco Bell last night, he got the battleshits so bad it sounded like the Battle of Midway in there. Kept me up all night.

by Creeping Gibs January 12, 2010

Musical Battleships

Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.

Rules:

- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat

me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.

by drkatt June 20, 2012