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batfuck

John batfucked Sally. Therefore sally got fucked by a bat.
by George March 28, 2005
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Batdickery

absolute and utter nonsense.
origionated from batdick which is a mis-pronounciation of spastic. Batdickery is a completely random yet funny and smart sounding thing to say when you see something wierd.
What is this batdickerry?

This is absolute batdickerry!

Batdickery sounds like it is Batdickery!

That movie was...was....IT WAS BATDICKERY!!! BLARG!
by Robin the Robin January 28, 2009
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batfuck and mustard

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
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BATFUCKED

To do what studybudy did to Spence on July 13, 2018. Synonyms: Raped, Fucked, Anally destroyed
Damn, Piper Perri just got BATFUCKED
by StudyBudy2.0 July 14, 2018
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Holy Fuckey Baduckey

Like holy moly or holy crap, or holy shit, except used in instances where those words don't cut it.
Holy Fuckey Baduckey! My wife is pregnant!
by Eushshtb March 12, 2025
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