Bathmophobia

A phobia that anyone who has played Omori now has.

"Sunny has bathmophobia."

by DeadestBrain October 30, 2022

Bashforth

A breed of strong Norwegian super soldiers, that date back to ancient times. It is said that Zeus had an affair with a Scandinavian princess, which started the ancestry line of these royal Norweyan Kings. The breed was so strong, Hitler himself wanted to make them his soldiers. They consist of blond hair, blue eyes, and are extremely aggressive, and non-passive. Can go from Yahtzee to Nazi instantaneously. An attack can be sensed when the words "Really! (fill in name or object) Really!?"

Jim-Dude that guy looks like a Bashforth!
Fred-Dude be careful, he looks insane.

by Juanitopapito November 16, 2010

bashoff

bashoff (bash-off) (adjective)
If any of these conditions apply to you or your friends, you/them need serious help.
1) Watching and masturbating to animal porn/bestiality porn
2) Going out with a girl for almost a year and dumping her for 'greener grass' but being unable to get anyone to go out with him after that.
3) Ordering a four course meal, taking one bite, then acting like you are full.
4) Bragging about wearing clothes you have had since you were in 3rd grade
5) Being a hardcore baseball fan and acting like gym class is the most serious thing since oil drilling in Alaska
6) Being unable to beat anybody up without a weapon
7) Have had sex with his/her sister before, knowing damn well that she hasn't even had her period yet
8) Not owning their own house because they are too poor
9) Getting severe migraine headaches from butane lighter fluid fumes
10) A person whose favorite movie is We Are Marshall
11) A person who goes to bed at 7:00
12) A person who thinks that caffeine is more addictive than heroin

Dude John is such a bashoff.

If the person has done any of the above in the recent past, then it is used like so:

John you pulled a bashoff.

by T_P_T_P January 5, 2009

bashmouth

The taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue.

Side-effects may include one or all of the following:

-Cottonmouth

-Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving,

-Massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin,

-Aversion to natural light,

-Minor/Spatial amnesia

-Wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste,

-While taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards,

-Excessive swallowing,

-Excessive drinking,

-Physical weakness,

-Cranial expansion,

-Overweight or otherwise girl of questionable attractiveness in or near your bed,

-Blue handprints on your toilet.

See bash.

Friend#1: "Oh come on, we're all headed to breakfast, who cares if you're eyebrows are missing?"

Friend#2: "It's not that, I've got some major bashmouth that I'm killing with this bottle of vodka, so shut that fucking door, you're letting the light in."

by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006

Bashamosh

To envolove in sexual intercorse with a persons nostril until semen is excreted from that persons ear:
ie fuck someone up the nostril until cum comes out their ears.
Invented by Michael J.M Russell

A woman (or even man) feels like having it up the nostril

by Freddie January 31, 2005

Bachmobile

Bachelor's pimp ride used to transport his posse and himself to their local hangout.

Me and my homies jumped in my bachmobile, aiming to pick-up some chicks at the local bar.

by TC MN July 14, 2010

bashroom

A mixture of washroom and bathroom.

Daniel: Yo ima go to the bashroom
John: Ight

by ZlatBurger January 5, 2022