bashoff

bashoff (bash-off) (adjective)
If any of these conditions apply to you or your friends, you/them need serious help.
1) Watching and masturbating to animal porn/bestiality porn
2) Going out with a girl for almost a year and dumping her for 'greener grass' but being unable to get anyone to go out with him after that.
3) Ordering a four course meal, taking one bite, then acting like you are full.
4) Bragging about wearing clothes you have had since you were in 3rd grade
5) Being a hardcore baseball fan and acting like gym class is the most serious thing since oil drilling in Alaska
6) Being unable to beat anybody up without a weapon
7) Have had sex with his/her sister before, knowing damn well that she hasn't even had her period yet
8) Not owning their own house because they are too poor
9) Getting severe migraine headaches from butane lighter fluid fumes
10) A person whose favorite movie is We Are Marshall
11) A person who goes to bed at 7:00
12) A person who thinks that caffeine is more addictive than heroin

Dude John is such a bashoff.

If the person has done any of the above in the recent past, then it is used like so:

John you pulled a bashoff.

bashoff by T_P_T_P January 5, 2009

Boshoff

A boshoff is someone of royale descent that eats your moms pussy for a living ,sticks his dick in your sisters ass and is the reason your gitlfriend broke up with you. Another word to describe a boshoff is fucking awesome another is fucking funny and usually has drinking problems and often aswers to wifi and god.

Boshoff is probebly my father

Boshoff by Im_your_father_surprise November 10, 2018

boshoffed 

Verb: Having the moneys owed to you cruelly withheld without having the courage to question its whereabouts, while always knowing in the back of your mind a great injustice has been done.

Bob: "Hey Peter, I checked my bank the other day and I didn't get paid again"
Peter: "What about your annual leave is that gone too?"
Bob: "Yeah i lost 40 hours this week."
Peter: "Looks like you have been royally boshoffed."

boshoffed by freddy fuse wire September 3, 2010