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bashmouth

The taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue.

Side-effects may include one or all of the following:

-Cottonmouth

-Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving,

-Massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin,

-Aversion to natural light,

-Minor/Spatial amnesia

-Wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste,

-While taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards,

-Excessive swallowing,

-Excessive drinking,

-Physical weakness,

-Cranial expansion,

-Overweight or otherwise girl of questionable attractiveness in or near your bed,

-Blue handprints on your toilet.

See bash.
Friend#1: "Oh come on, we're all headed to breakfast, who cares if you're eyebrows are missing?"

Friend#2: "It's not that, I've got some major bashmouth that I'm killing with this bottle of vodka, so shut that fucking door, you're letting the light in."
by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006
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Ballmouth

The unique taste that lingers in your mouth long after you've had someone's sweaty salty nuts in it.
I still have ballmouth, even after brushing my teeth repeatedly.
by Rudie's girl April 22, 2009
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Babymouth

Slang for a grown-ass adult who refuses to eat anything other than bland, boring American staple foods.
"Todd won't go check out the new Vietnamese place with us because his girlfriend refuses to eat anything other than chicken fingers and fries. She's a real babymouth."
by Art Z. Fartzche June 12, 2019
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Bashforth

A breed of strong Norwegian super soldiers, that date back to ancient times. It is said that Zeus had an affair with a Scandinavian princess, which started the ancestry line of these royal Norweyan Kings. The breed was so strong, Hitler himself wanted to make them his soldiers. They consist of blond hair, blue eyes, and are extremely aggressive, and non-passive. Can go from Yahtzee to Nazi instantaneously. An attack can be sensed when the words "Really! (fill in name or object) Really!?"
Jim-Dude that guy looks like a Bashforth!
Fred-Dude be careful, he looks insane.
by Juanitopapito November 16, 2010
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Badmouth

To criticize or disparage, often spitefully or unfairly.
Speaking unfavorable about.

Badmouth
by web dictionary April 18, 2013
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backmouth

refering to the anus or more generally the butt.
Peach likes it rough in the backmouth.
by gozer September 4, 2006
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bagmouth

when one is missing enough teeth so that their mouth looks like a crumpled grocery bag
damn that guy has bagmouth
by thewrinklysprinkler October 6, 2012
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