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bartlett 

1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear
1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"
bartlett by the anti-bartlett July 26, 2008
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Bartlett 

A name from 16 to 17th century France given to people who were part of the Norman religion.
Bartlett by Beastmodewolf May 8, 2018

Bartlett 

A name given to English people by the French
il est un bartlett
Bartlett by Beastmodewolf April 16, 2018

Bartlett 

A last name from England and Western Europe also it’s my last name jackasses
That’s Logan Bartlett over there
Bartlett by Beastmodewolf14 December 16, 2018

Bartlett Hours

Working day which is substantially less than the normal 8 hours.
You are late in this morning - working Bartlett Hours?
Bartlett Hours by Steve Canton August 9, 2006

Bartlett Illinois 

Bartlett is an obscure northwest suburb of chicago that is surrounded by Streamwood, Hanover Park, Elgin/South Elgin, Bloomingdale, West Chicago, and Carol Stream. If you’re not from the other places that were just listed, chances are you may not even know where or what Bartlett is. In a nutshell, it’s a mid-size suburb with about 42,000 residents that has NOTHING to offer. Filled with subdivisions and neighborhoods everywhere, we basically just have two starbucks, a jewel osco, a home depot, a few fast food places, and a decent park district, pool & library. other than that, we have NOTHING and there’s never anything to do here.

Our school district is U-46 , sadly, which means that Bartlett High School and South Elgin High School are both average at best, but are lowkey ghetto. Most of the teenage population of bartlett is doing some type of crazy shit whether it be drinking all the damn time, smoking tons of weed, or juuling. (possibly worse shit but who knows) Or in some cases, kids just drive around and waste gas, with no destination. But can you blame them?? Bartlett has nothing to offer. There’s nothing to do and in order to be entertained or find something to do, you need to travel to the surrounding suburbs.

Bartlett residents are always bored and have to go elsewhere for a good time. But overall bartlett isn’t that bad of a place to live. It’s safer and cleaner than some of the other surrounding northwest suburbs, that’s for sure.
Person from Indiana: “Where are you from?”

Bartlettian: “Bartlett Illinois.”

Person from Indiana: “Where the hell is that??”

Bartlettian: “Exactly.”

Bartlett High School 

some school in the town of bartlett illinois in u-forty shit where the grades seem high but the students are higher. while a multitude of gangsters plague the school at first glance, don't be fooled, they're just crackhead dumbasses who think they're the shit from the "ghetto" village their high school is located in. finally just got their own fucking football field like 2 yrs ago instead of having to borrow from other schools in the area. typically overshadowed by their newer and more athletically successful neighbors, south elgin high school, made most notable by south elgin freshmen calling us "fartlett". however, while south elgin's academy simply teaches incoming poindexters how to use video cameras and become a valued part of the media, bartlett's S.T.E.M academy students either learn to develop and supply chemical methamphetamine to the rest of the school or build health-related and physical abominations in their workshops in their free time. although bartlett has its fair share of rich ass snobs and junkies, don't be fooled, their GPA is completely held up by the geeky ass engineers who spend 34 hours a day on quantum physics and their science fair projects. our principal is the only fucking soul in the entire building with school spirit, and believe me, whereever the hell he's getting his good, I wanna know.

and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw
Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah