Blaptised

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

BAPTIZED

When a man recieves oral sex.

Man that bitched baptized me last night

by Bigg Maine May 17, 2006

Baptised

An Irish ritual in which a young lad or young wan have their first proper drink at their first proper session. (Usually in a field)

Jaysis Bois, can't wait to head out tonight and get baptised

by HenTadhg February 14, 2019

baptise

To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.

Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.

by MEFF February 13, 2009

lesbian baptized

when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever

me: dude I just got lesbian baptized

other: holy fuck are you for real!?

by c-h-e-t April 20, 2019

baptized

Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.

I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!

by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005

baptized

southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.

Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.

by Zag May 16, 2004