A woman that plays soccer and has long swinging legs, like those of an antelope. Legs swing in a pendulum like motion and often causes injury to other people. BEWARE.
by halfbeanerftw! November 9, 2009
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A famously hunted mysterious legend: the biangelope. Although there are no recorded sighting, the evasive biangelope is thought to live on the outskirts of Antarctica. A biangelope is an animal that resembles a deer. However, it has two heads, one in the typical position for a deer, the other on the lower section of it's stomach.
Is that a deer or a biangelope?
by PlasticBiscuit December 16, 2017
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1. The AV is a bedroom community for LA.
2. There is nothing to do in the AV except A) Go to the mall B) Go to the movies or C) Eat
3. In the AV there are lots of druggies, low class people, wannabe thugs, gang members, judgmental old people, idiots walking around in pajama bottoms and not only at your local Walmart, everywhere.
4. Homelessness and poverty are very common in the AV
5. In the AV you either work in Aerospace, retail, or suffer through extreme boredom
6. Afroman is from Palmdale
7. If you're dating someone, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT tell them you're from the AV because if they find out you will never hear from them again.
8. You can't fill up your gas tank without being harassed by people begging for money
9. In the AV, everyone is a flake or will be in the near future.
10. It is extremely hard to find a job in the Antelope Valley
11. Do not live on the East side of Lancaster or Palmdale. Just don't. Also don't live here if you're a liberal. You're gonna have a bad time.
12. All of the Antelope in the Antelope Valley were killed off by dumbass meth-addicted hicks.
13. People only live in the AV because houses are affordable
14. The Antelope Valley is a dumping ground for sex offenders and prisoners from LA. (Google sex offender maps for lancaster and palmdale)
15. The city council is corrupt
1. The AV is a bedroom community for LA.
2. There is nothing to do in the AV except A) Go to the mall B) Go to the movies or C) Eat
3. In the AV there are lots of druggies, low class people, wannabe thugs, gang members, judgmental old people, idiots walking around in pajama bottoms and not only at your local Walmart, everywhere.
4. Homelessness and poverty are very common in the AV
5. In the AV you either work in Aerospace, retail, or suffer through extreme boredom
6. Afroman is from Palmdale
7. If you're dating someone, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT tell them you're from the AV because if they find out you will never hear from them again.
8. You can't fill up your gas tank without being harassed by people begging for money
9. In the AV, everyone is a flake or will be in the near future.
10. It is extremely hard to find a job in the Antelope Valley
11. Do not live on the East side of Lancaster or Palmdale. Just don't. Also don't live here if you're a liberal. You're gonna have a bad time.
12. All of the Antelope in the Antelope Valley were killed off by dumbass meth-addicted hicks.
13. People only live in the AV because houses are affordable
14. The Antelope Valley is a dumping ground for sex offenders and prisoners from LA. (Google sex offender maps for lancaster and palmdale)
15. The city council is corrupt
by awesomepossum1990 October 13, 2013
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Get the Antelope mug.Variation of ‘pushing the envelope’ where an act already on the edge of reasonable behaviour is combined with the awkwardness of trying directing an unruly antelope.
Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.
Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.
by scmat August 13, 2022
Get the pushing the antelope mug.A cross between an antelope and a lion. First discovered in ancient Thera on the island of Santorini. It was supposedly made when the ancient elder antelope decided to do it's yearly ritual and rape a baby lion and thus the lantelope was born.
As said before the elder antelope one this is supported by numerous frescoes found in the area. The most noted fresco is the miniature frieze, you can see in this picture alion chasing an atelope that just stole a baby as a super mega volcano of death exploded.
Another theory of the creation of a Lantelope is that a crazy scientist dude decided to chuck both the animals in a bag and let the magic happen. However this theory is possibly not as well argued because wouldn't a lion eat an antelope?
Another theory of the creation of a Lantelope is that a crazy scientist dude decided to chuck both the animals in a bag and let the magic happen. However this theory is possibly not as well argued because wouldn't a lion eat an antelope?
by PHD Thomas Coyle April 15, 2011
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