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Balchandani

someone characterised to be one of de sickest lawyerz to walk the earth, a man who's a mastered both the faculty of language and logic. Till now, nobody is known to have survived him on the opposing end of a courtroom.
Example 1:
Timothy: Bruh did you hear about John?
Dave: Yeah man he got absolutely balchandani'd, do you think he'll ever recover?
Timothy: nobody recovers man

Example 2:
Ben: Man, I wish you were with me in court today, I got to see someone absolutely destroyed in a cross-examination
Samuel: What happened?
Ben: Man it was an absolute balchandani moment; he was eaten alive
by XxX_Litigation_XxX June 5, 2020
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Belphagor

Belphagor (as per your search) or Belphie is one of the main characters in an otome game called "Obey Me! Shall We Date? (One Master To Rule Them All!)". He is one of the seven demon brothers/rulers of Devildom (hell) and the Avatar of Sloth. Being the Avatar of Sloth, he is very lazy and can sleep anywhere, but, rather than being sloth themed, he is actually cow themed. He is the twin of the sixth born, Beelzebub. He hates humans except of MC/ Y/N (though he hated them from the start). He also hates the soon to be demon lord, Diavolo, and his oldest brother, Lucifer, for being a literal dog towards his lord (Diavolo), this is proved when in chapter 16, it is revealed that Lucifer locked Belphie in the attic since he did not respect the lord's ideas of the Exchange Program and he (Lucifer) lied to his 5 brother telling them that Belphie went to the human world. Belphie somehow could listen what was happening in the HoL (house of lementation). He loves sleep, Beelzebub, and MC. Though he killed MC by choking them later for freeing them from the attic (not a good way to thank them at all), he later started developing feelings for them (what do you expect? It's an otome game afterall).

Though I think you probably were trying to search Belphegor/Belphie.
Person 1- What's your favourite character from Obey Me?
Person 2- I love Satan! He's so intelligent and kind!
Person 3- I love Lucifer, he's so straightforward and serious!
Person 4- I honestly love Belphagor (Belphegor)... He's just as lazy as me and hates everyone other than Beel too..
Person 1- What?! How do you love HIM?! He literally choked and killed you!!
Person 3- YEAH!!
Person 4- At least he was brave enough to state his opinions y'all.. and don't forget that everyone other than Mammon has tried to kill us..
Person 3- WELL "TRIED", NOT ACTUALLY KILLED!!
**people 1,2,3 and 4 arguing*

Person 5- ....w- what... (traumatized).. s- satan- lucif- *faints
(*For context they think the literal Satan and others, not the game)
by An actual smart weeb February 23, 2022
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Balham

A posh place near Clapham and Tooting. Full of trendy expensive AF coffee shops and Waitrose-shopping white people. Usually people in their 20's live there or families. The kids there, are the complete opposite of chavs and their parents are pretty rich. If you walk into a state school there you could mistake it for a private school. People there are generally nice and not stuck up like most poshos.
"Did you see the new shops at Balham?"

"Bye (posh mums name) me and the kids are off to get some treats at the Waitrose in Balham"
by pbjsandwiches July 12, 2017
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