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ballsack jack

When you are walking down the street on a fine day and out of the bushes beside the road a gentleman jumps out and tears off your ballsack. Your ballsack has been jacked.
Hubert: AHHH, what a fine fresh day, birds are singing, the ice cream man is humming a jolly tune...

Ballsack Jacker: RAH Gimme that ballsack

Hubert: Well tarnation, a got BALLSACK JACKED
by dildinosaur November 20, 2009
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Ballsacktallywack

Part of speech: verb/noun/adjective

Past tense: Ballsacktallywacked

Etymology: The English word: ballsack, and the São Tomé and Príncipe of Africa word: tallywack

Definitions:
1. Something to yell when you don't know what else to yell, but feel a strange need to yell something.
2. A word that describes the motion of a long piece of rubber, actually wacking a man in the place where no man wants to be wacked (the testicles... ouch!)
3. Like "awkward turtle" something to break the ice during an awkward situation.

A word to the wise - in 93% of the situations one would use the term ballsacktallywack at the end of a sentence, it is followed by an exclamation point.
1. "Ballsacktallywack!!!!!! Woah, that was strange."
2. "my wife ballsacktallywacked me last night, all just because i got home past midnight..."
3. "Dude, I'm gay."
silence...
"Ballsacktallywack!"
by Stevo-K January 3, 2009
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fiery ballsack

Deep within the halls of the scary night castle the young peasant gets castrated as he was forsaken to put aftershave on his nuts. Making him get a "fiery ball sack"
I was unhappy and tired of being a boy so I sacrificed my life and went thru the process of Fiery Ballsack.
by !TheIronClaw! March 19, 2017
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ballsacker

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!
by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004
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Ballsack

The area of your pants where your balls are flopping from side to side to side.
His ballsack is drenched with water
by Bonehead5000 March 9, 2020
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Tap Tap the Ballsack

A game played where a person goes up to a guy, from the front or behind, takes their hand, and "taps" the persons ballsack twice. At this time the tapper says "Tap Tap the Ballsack!"
Guy 1: Dude I played Tap Tap the Ballsack today at the beach on some huge black guy. It was great!

Guy2: Oh man, I wish I was there to see it!
by pfarriss October 16, 2009
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Ballsack

Something that hangs out of your scrotum. 2 egg like balls attached to some wires
by Mr. Man Bottum April 30, 2022
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