cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

Bollocksed

When you going to get told of by someone or When you are nervous for what they may say! Usually used associated with school problems (eg-up tight shitty teachers , or just people who can’t take a joke ! )
Use the word appropriately please kiddos otherwise I’m bollocksed 🥱!

‘damn I’m going to get bollocksed because I said what I thought to my tutor/house parent and i will die’

by On ket from the vet 🥱 June 10, 2020

spit bollocked

Amazing

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.

by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010

bullocked

Blindsided. Caught by total surprise. Publicly embarassed.

Her boyfriend was cheating on her....she was totally bullocked!!

by docsdeb May 5, 2010

Bullocked

Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)

guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.

by freespin66 November 24, 2013

Ballocked

Locked in a ballistery

The policemen ballocked me because I said, "Hey cutie, what's the problem."

by Percy Bruer December 14, 2023

Bullocked

When your girlfriend is embarrassed of you and won't take your relationship to social media or tell her friends

She felt bullocked over him and didn't tell her friends she had a boyfriend

by SleepingTom November 20, 2019