billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

Shit Barnacles

Dabs, blobs or streaks of leftover shit stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl. Can be challenging to remove. Often immune to direct urination. Un-effected by harsh chemicals. Sometimes remaining in the bowl until the cleaning person comes.

Damn, someone flushed too soon and left shit barnacles!

by Mike Mermel July 11, 2014

beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.

She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.

by Suka may korncob December 7, 2020

Trouser Barnacles

Testicles, Balls, Nards, Nuts

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015

Barnacles

unwanted dudes that dance on chics, often times these dudes are foreigners or black guys. These guys just latch on and don't let go, they will follow girls off the dance floor and all around the club. Can also be called dingleberrys.

There were a bunch of barnacles on this one cock tease, who was dancing on the dance floor. You could tell she didnt like this dance floor gangbang.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Hall Barnacles

Those annoying people that make out in the middle of the hallway at school and get really offended if you run into them.

hall barnacles: You did not just run into us!!!
me: Maybe if you could keep it in your pants for five seconds...

by fat kid eating cake May 28, 2009

Shid Nickel Barnacles

word used to when your shocked, suprise , and etc

meaning like "ohh shit"

John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"

Eric: " Really man?"

John: "Yea!"

Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"

Petunia & Patootie

by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010