by YKYATW January 6, 2012
Get the ballface mug.Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual game involving exposing one's ballbag.
This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.
These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.
These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out
Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!
Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!
Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!
Carl: Fuckin 'ell!
Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!
Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!
Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!
Carl: Fuckin 'ell!
by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
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The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.
Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."
Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"
Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"
by El Noido February 23, 2011
Get the Ballbaggery mug.Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...
Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.
Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.
Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
Get the Full as a Bishop's ballbag mug.An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.
"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"
"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"
"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"
by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012
Get the Staunch Ballbag mug.noun; Male. The most ignorant member of the BAG family. Other family members include Douche, Dirt, and Shit.
After Mike hotboxed (fart) several people in an elevator, Tim says to Mike, "You truly are the king of all Ballbags."
by Bill O'Riley January 15, 2008
Get the ballbag mug.A multipurpouse exclamation expressing joy, surprise, or a humorous reaction to a person, place, or event.
John arrived home and discovered that his neighbor had baked him a delicious pie. "Ballsagna!" he exclaimed.
by grammar4646 August 20, 2010
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