Balenciaga Crackpipe

a doorstopper. Typically found in middle class homes/apartments, But you still live under minimum wage for the average coke head if you own these, or you're an alcoholic. Sliding doors are for experts.

"Got pulled over last night. The dog could smell the balenciaga crackpipe in the stashbox. He offered me a website he uses for sleep and gave me some water. Pig."

by tornxvi January 11, 2023

Balenciaga Fever

The uncontrollable addiction to purchase a new pair of $1,000 shoes everytime a collection is released.

Don't mind him, he is not actually sick, he is impulsively dripped the fuck out 24/7 - he has Balenciaga Fever.

by srslyRigby January 25, 2022

balenciaga escort

When someone is leading the way in some expensive ass drip

If you don’t know where to go just follow the Balenciaga escort

by Jezuz_b September 16, 2019

balenciaga daddy

Rich dude who will buy you all the designer goods you want.

That old dude with that instagram model is a balenciaga daddy

by cat1313 October 8, 2022

Evil balenciaga

The term evil balenciaga is a random rage bait term to say over and over again to make someone confused or angry.

It also can mean bad like something like clothes or other items or even people

John kept saying evil balenciaga to confuse his friends then they got angry

by Krutavious February 12, 2025

Balenciaga stare

A type of stare that was created by AI generated memes featuring Balenciaga collaborating with movie or television franchises such as Harry Potter. The stare features multiple long blinks and a slightly open mouth and a tilted head.

“Bro why do you keep giving me that Balenciaga stare” Or
“I can do a better balenciaga stare than you”

by King Knucks April 18, 2023

Balenciaga

when you spend 5K to look homeless

Bro 1: "Bro, why do you dress like a homeless person all the time." Bro 2: *smirks* "Balenciaga"

by ThisIsntEvenMyFinalAutism March 26, 2025