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Baid

The term used when there is nothing to talk about, or to say goodbye. It is also known as eggs. You may use it in place of someones name, or to get someones attention. There is no wrong way to use baid. All ways are correct even the statement baid burger.

For people who dont know who created baid, it has been created and passed along by Ahmad, rabia, 50, and faris daski aka fee.
Others spread the word to others we encourage you to do the same.

HUSSIEN JABER THE BALL CARRIER
Nassar: Baid(in place of rabias name), are you going to the game.

Rabia: I dont know ill see.

Nassar: Stop being bazle( if you dont know what this is look it up.)

Rabia: Baid ( in place of bye.)

Nassar: Baid
by Ahmad Nassar November 12, 2007
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Baid

To cleanse and releave yourself of all dirt and soils. to do this, you must first enter the shower and presoak with hot water followd by vigorous lathering of SOAP! floowed by a rinse then repeated as desired to insure freshness.
by Durel Glashen October 4, 2007
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Baids

Super black aids in your dick hole
Wow my baids hurt
by Metallicsum6 September 26, 2017
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BAIDS

Acronym for Butt AIDS A highly virulent variant of AIDS which is transmitted on SIGHT. The virus then enters your colon and within two months results in you turning into a dinosaur.
Carter: Hey, did you hear that Jon contracted BAIDS?

Wei-Shin: No shit? How's he doing?

Carter: He's a dinosaur now, so...
by Anismus Prime September 30, 2012
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Baids

BUM AIDS! Caught from the bum.
"Your mum's got BAIDS!"
by RBnG October 20, 2008
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baid

Muneer: What did you eat for breakfest bro?
Mark: Bro, I ate sunnyside-up Baid
by Mark H. Berry April 1, 2007
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Baide Bomb

First you must aquire a women that is open to unusual sexual postions (or just good and drunk). After removing articles of clothing, place pillows and even two chairs far enough apart so she can fit between them. Place her on her head, and spread her legs as far as they can go. This is a balancing act for her, but the two chairs should help. Now brace your legs firmly on the ground and make a fist. Raise your arm, while jumping as high as possible and firmly plant it into the womans vagina (punch her in the pussy), making sure your fist meets terminal velocity. If done correctly it must sound like a bowling ball being dropped into mud (and yes there will be blood). Keep in mind this is perfectly illegal in all 50 states, so have some fun, and make her scream!
Guy: "Hey want to try a Baide Bomb tonight?"
Girl: "what's that?"
Guy: "well lets go try it out and you'll see..."

Guy: "Sorry officer I learned it on Urbandictionary.com"
by Scotty Beebee March 29, 2007
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