Baguetting

The act of putting baguettes on every table you see.

Person a: “what are you doing

Person b: im baguetting

Person A: what is baguetting?

Person b: it’s just putting baguettes on every table I see

by It’smeyourfavouriteperson August 30, 2022

Baguettes

Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.

My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Baguettes in the face

Penis on the forehead

He needs some Baguettes in the face

by I_Love_Baguettes July 13, 2020

Baguettes

Small French Bread that is usually half baked. You pick one up at the bakery and bring it home, and then let it bake for eight minutes to eat fresh bread-y goodness.

You put on a little butter and some black currant preserves on the Baguettes. Then you just sit there and eat and cry and start to believe there is a god.

by DarkLegacy July 27, 2005

Baguetti

Masterbating so furiously with a bagel that it blows apart like spaghetti. Then it is fed to your significant other using semen as a white sauce.

Come over at 5, I’m making baguetti tonight

by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019

baguettesay

An essay written in prose regarding a specific baguette, group of baguettes, or type of baguettes. Not to be confused with a antibaguettesay, an essay written as a criticism of a specific baguette, group of baguettes, or type of baguettes.

That baker was terrible; I wrote a baguettesay about the bread he sold me!

by MalcontentLout December 6, 2017

Barrettism

Emerson Barrett's philosophy, the philosophy Barrettists believe.

Person A: You know Barrettism?
Person B: Yes, I love Emerson Barrett!
Person C: I'm a Barrettist too!

by Totally human, I promise. November 18, 2018