Je Baguetted

When a French asshole pretends to give you a baguette and decides to eat it in front of your ass.

LOL madame got Je baguetted

by getbullied69 June 30, 2020

baguetting

the act of putting a baguette on every table/plate you can until you run out of baguettes (most commonly in a video games)

person A: yo you up for some baguetting later?
person B: oh sorry i ran out of baguettes last week when baguetting with "person c"
person A: you TRAITOR!

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

Baguetted

If somebody baguettes you, it could mean:
- You have a small penis
- They have a major crush on you
Or

- They are challenging you to a spelling bee

It is your job to figure it out correctly, have fun!

You’ve been baguetted

by Tommymilfhunter42069 November 12, 2023

Baguetting

The act of aggressively hurling baguettes at a stranger who looks like they’re following you, usually as an improvised form of self-defense or pure chaotic energy.

Some dude kept tailing me after the metro, so I started baguetting him until he backed off.

by Nathan degenerous May 24, 2025

baguetting

When u constantly speak french in an online gaming with an international chat. Even when u see that 99.9% from all around the world at least try to speak english. Even when u speak english perfectly. Just to annoy other people.

Also known as "kartoffeling" for Germans

Channel_123
Baguette: "Parlons français, alors personne ne nous comprend"
Chan123Reg: Pls stop baguetting! Baguette Channel is 121!

by HamberderDuck January 10, 2020