Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.

"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

by amnsiac May 15, 2009

bagslapper

When you take a shit but your turd stands straight up and falls over and hits your balls.

Person A: "Man i just experienced a bagslapper"
Person B: "a what now?"
Person A: "my turd hit my balls and theyre now covered in shit"

by Indestinate February 26, 2024

Baglapper

An imbecilic and lowdown ignorant fool.

I knew that the guy who sold my girlfriend that lemon at the used car dealer was a lousy baglapper.

by IchabodKrunk June 13, 2023