baconly

When no amount of emotion will measure up, only baconly will suffice.

"Republican: You say you hate what I stand for so much that you can't describe it. I challenge you to at least TRY.

Me: I hate you baconly. Nothing is more supremely intense than baconly. "

Only to be used in situations of positive emotion when speaking of someone you're willing to go ATM with: "I love you baconly. That's a lot of fucking love."

by Decrease.World.Suck. October 22, 2012

baconchips

baconchips is the best. it has the juiiiiiice, it has the tasteeeeee, it has the flavour and the gloryyyyyy. its just GOOD

i want baconchips NOW

by Jordged October 11, 2022

bacony

it is the laotian word for bitch.

you stupid bacony.that girl is a bacony

by baka_kuso_yarou December 7, 2004

Baconcraft

The building of epic monuments devoted to anything using bacon (cooked or uncooked) as the lone material.
(Love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.)

Johnny: "This is my Baconcraft sculpture of you"
Stephen: "Sweet can I eat it?"
Johnny: "NO! It also has love in it... and raw pieces"

by Proskub November 20, 2010

baconacy

(pronounced like vacancy)
An absence of bacon in the home. :( Usually, only found out when there is a strong desire to consume bacon.

We had a unfortunate baconacy at home today. I had to run out and get some bacon ASAP.

by Darksharp November 17, 2010

Baconry

The art or act of using bacon in all its glory.

Leroy was a failure at many things; except when it came to baconry. Inventor of Bacon cologne, bacon flavored condoms and tooth paste- his imagination had no limits to the endless possibilities in which bacon could be deployed.

by Ruiner81 June 21, 2011

Baconcrash

a monkey

BIG BLACK SUCCULENT FUCKING BALLS - Baconcrash

by Outclassesisme August 2, 2022