Baconcrat

A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was a Democrat came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Bacondolence

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.

Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.

by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012

baconropes

Baconropes are attached to the Gluteus Pricycle which is located just below the spine which is the same as the spine on a book, except the spine on a book is usually attached to the pages with glue whereas a spine spine (as in a spine, not a spine) is in fact attached to the rest of the body with skin tissue, otherwise known as Ewww (technical name). Within the skin tissue are located a number of organs, the same type which can be found in a large church. If you play the internal organs in b flat you will find that you will undoubtedly shit yourself.

Ouch, Pricey t-bagged me when I wasn't expecting it and I pulled both of my baconropes.

by Max the milkman January 17, 2009

Baconocrat

A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Baconcraft

The building of epic monuments devoted to anything using bacon (cooked or uncooked) as the lone material.
(Love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.)

Johnny: "This is my Baconcraft sculpture of you"
Stephen: "Sweet can I eat it?"
Johnny: "NO! It also has love in it... and raw pieces"

by Proskub November 20, 2010

Barncore

Subgenre of heavy metal music that originated in the rural valleys of the Pacific Northwest. The name derives from the improvised locations that such bands use for rehearsal—barns. The music typically combines elements of Viking metal, crust punk, mathcore, funeral doom and alfalfa hay.

"Caleb's up with them fellas at ol Cisco's place. Thems a practicin some new songs for the barncore competition ats comin up at the fahr."

by Quato November 27, 2012

Baconcrash

a monkey

BIG BLACK SUCCULENT FUCKING BALLS - Baconcrash

by Outclassesisme August 2, 2022