Someone who is pure and full of innocence (somewhat.). They stay away from drugs and alcohol, they tend to help out the people they can. Babeys tend to be more on the soft side and more sensitive than others. If you're called a "babey" it's considered a compliment!
by dammit mike July 4, 2019
Get the Babey mug.The Babel fish is small yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the unconscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them.
The practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is whte and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book 'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'.
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different race and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
The practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is whte and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book 'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'.
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different race and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
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A Babylynn is chill,nice, loving and caring.A Babylynn is most likely shy.A Babylynn will try to shut out the people who cares for her.A Babylynn is very emotional,but she won't show it.A Babylynn doesn't like to hurt others feelings.Sometimes a Babylynn finds it hard to say no.A Babylynn can also be talkative.A Babylynn can be loud at times too.A Babylynn doesn't like to fall in love because she doesn't want to be the one who gets heart broken.A Babylynn is most likely in love with food.A Babylynn can be easily misunderstood.Others would judge a Babylynn just by looking at her.Others needs to understand they should get to know a Babylynn.A Babylynn likes to stay out of trouble, but when a friend needs help, a Babylynn will try her best to do whatever,but a Babylynn needs to ask herself "would the do the same?" A Babylynn is most likely down for her friend's, but are they down for her? A Babylynn knows who's talking behind her back, but she doesn't do anything because shes doesn't want to make it a big problem. A Babylynn is mature enough on what to do with things like that.A Babylynn is not the jealous type.A Babylynn will understanding.A Babylynn is a bad bitch, a fighter, not a leader nor follower, but her own person. ABabylynn is hard to find. You'll be lucky if you have a Babylynn.
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Get the Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience mug.Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.
"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"
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by Juana Corona July 11, 2009
Get the barely right now mug.The Babel Fish (from Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy) is a small yellow fish you put in your ear to translate other languages. It swims through your ear canal into your brain, where instead of feeding off of your brain, it does something incredible. It actually feeds off of other's brain waves and converts them into coherent thoughts of your language. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot watch foreign language films or read foreign text, even with the babel fish, since it only converts from active brainwave that are in the same room as you, not a language that's been recorded or from the written word.
- Person 1: "Golly jee wilkers! I can understand all the languages with the Babel Fish! I should use this in Chinese class!"
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."
by Garrett Starr November 2, 2014
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