awesmosis

-noun

The movement of awesomeness from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration.

Kevin was such a geek until he stated hanging out with James, the coolest kid in school. Then through the power of awesmosis Kevin became cool too.

awesmosis by RockStarMyke December 24, 2008

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Awesomeism

The act of practicing awesomeness at all times.

The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...

be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.

make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.

look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.

think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.

be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.

forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.

wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.

give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.

be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

My daily practice of awesomeism has been awesome!

Awesomeism by 3dMosquito August 11, 2012