Astronut

The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.

I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.

by irmike December 18, 2008

Astronut

When a guy gets a blowjob in zero gravity and nuts into the air, the girl must then try to catch the cum in her mouth and swallow, this is called the astronut.

Neil Armstrong: I gave Sally Reid a nice astronut on our last mission.

by Jalen_the_alien December 11, 2017

astronut

when an alien ejaculates or nuts

yo dude did u see that alien at area 51 astronut into that policeman.

by JDSAVAGE July 25, 2019

Astronut

When an astronaut masturbate and cums in space.

Jared was so lonely and bored that he astronutted atleast twice daily.

by Day worldoo June 16, 2021

astronut lollipop

When you forcibly jam one testicle in your partners ass while thrusting in her space

Borty entered her assmosphere with his astronut lollipop during blast off!

by AzRev July 28, 2022

Astronut lollipop

The astronut lollipop is When you are blasting doggy style and a space rock gets lodged in the backdoor with suction!

I hit it so hard I ended up with an astronut lollipop for my girl to suck on.

by AzRev August 3, 2022

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

by Skiparay December 17, 2009