Assassholes

Fisherman who only fish with the brand assassin

And are very proud of it and look down towards Fisherman who use other brands. They also get really jealous when they see people with other brands of fishing tackle catching fish

Mate I went fishing yesterday and while I had a fish on the line those assassholes couldn't stop eyeballing me.

by Mustangsplitter March 16, 2021

sober assassin

To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.

Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.

by tuchman1 June 24, 2009

Polo Assassin

The fake version of the famous clothing brand, Polo Association... most commonly found on the backs of kids who talk a lotta shit.

That wanna be thug James talk too much trash. But his jacket said Polo Assassin

by Dallen-0 Awesome March 9, 2015

Assassin's Creed Obsession

A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.

Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.

Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?

Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.

Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.

by Jade606 November 19, 2012

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

Brown Eye Assassin

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.

I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019

Swag Assassin

A murderer of another person's swag. This, concurrently, increases the swag of the swag assassin. In addition, if someone in the general area is misusing or abusing their swag, it is the job of the swag assassin to take over their swag. Also, a swag assassin's swag may be so great, that it shuts out everyone else's swag in the general area.

1. Paul's swag was all out of whack last night. I had to turn into the swag assassin

2. Hold on to your swag, the swag assassin is in the building.

by Car.Bon. November 22, 2011