There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.
If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
by NoobUser!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!one!1 April 4, 2009
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1. A lot of people make the assumption that poverty only exists in the Third World.
My calculations were based on the assumption that house prices would remain steady.
We are working on the assumption that the conference will take place as planned.
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2. the assumption of responsibility
My calculations were based on the assumption that house prices would remain steady.
We are working on the assumption that the conference will take place as planned.
B. People make a lot of assumptions about me.
underlying assumption (=a belief that is used as the basis for an idea, but which may not be correct)
2. the assumption of responsibility
by ELLIOT TINTAS November 24, 2011
Get the ASSUMPTION mug.A very common mistake among gossipy and gullible teens. Its just making assumptions based on snooping people's facebooks, Such as assuming a guy wants to be with a girl if they have a back and forth wall post exchange. Its easy to keep up with information like this because news feeds inform you about everyone's activities and posts. Can also be Myspace assumptions.
Scenario 1: Teen 1: Dude, I think Karl likes Marissa, he posted almost 10 comments on her wall
Wiser Teen 2: Naw man, don't be making facebook assumptions. Facebook posts do not an attraction make.
Scenario 2: Dude 1: I'm so juiced, that cute freshman just sent me 5 messages, I'm definitely asking her out now.
Dude 2: Man, she hasn't even said hi to you in person yet. You're making a facebook assumption. I expected more of you.
Wiser Teen 2: Naw man, don't be making facebook assumptions. Facebook posts do not an attraction make.
Scenario 2: Dude 1: I'm so juiced, that cute freshman just sent me 5 messages, I'm definitely asking her out now.
Dude 2: Man, she hasn't even said hi to you in person yet. You're making a facebook assumption. I expected more of you.
by bt-man January 6, 2009
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Basketball is Assumptions’ pride and glory.
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Basketball is Assumptions’ pride and glory.
Assumption English upholds very “reasonable” rules such as banning all sweaters and jackets in the school premise.
AssumptionKnights can mostly be found lurking around Hillion after school or smoking behind the bus stop.
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brother of all fuck-ups?
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by dip June 28, 2004
Get the assumption mug.An assumption song is a song with the intention of making you think it is dirty when really it doesn't say anything dirty by changing the rhyme.
"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"
Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.
"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"
Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.
by SeventhSandwich[BL] February 12, 2010
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