asstaste

somoene who looks like they would taste like ass should you eat them.

What's up asstaste, did your mom wash your one pair of underwear for you this week?

by Gilbert Godfrey December 8, 2004

Asscastle

1. A fictional place created on Saturday Night Live, refering to Beauty and The Beast's castle.
2. A kid thats an asshole, but one so big that you have to use something huge like a castle.

1. Belle: I hope you have fun in your Asscastle!
Beast: How does she know we call it an Asscastle?

2. Samantha: Jeeze, Aaron is such a jerk.
Dorian: I know, right? He's an asscastle.

by whatttttttttttttttttttdfasdf November 28, 2010

asstaculer

1. horrible 2. like ass 3. see asstastic

Dude, that cafeteria food is asstaculer.

by assface February 14, 2003

Asstackle

Sex. Doggy style.

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.

by loldongs34 September 1, 2010

assassernate

(verb) To inflict massive amounts of bodily harm on a person or creature, usually in a overblown and spectacular manner.

<Ringmasta> Well, anyone need me to come assassernate something before I go get drunk?

by Vic T January 11, 2009

asscastle

When your ass crack sweats and gets all salty and the dry salt leaves a crusty residue.

Hey man, I just went jogging for ten miles. To you want to lick my asscastle.

by Jocko Johnson March 11, 2004

asstasslery

See assclownery

There was far too much asstasslery witnessed today.

by Vinny D. January 15, 2003