Assticles

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

by El Qbano May 1, 2014

Assicle

1.
Gross bit of shit attached to an ass. Like dags on a sheep.
2.
Word to describe an asshole.

Go suck some assicles, loser.

by Non-assicle. January 18, 2009

assticle

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.

God, billy is such an assticle to mike.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

smarticle assicle

A term that is the opposite of dumb assicle. It is another phrase for smart ass, with a little more jazz to it. It sounds more fun.
This definition has nothing to do with ass icicles.

You're such a smarticle assicle

by Smarticle Sarah August 2, 2008

assicle

semi-digested food that hardens and sticks to your asshole

i was fucking some girl doggy-style in the pussy and she had a huge assicle

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

astricle

When a gay man ejactulates in an other mans anus...the sperm slowly seeps from his anus...this is an astricle.

"He removed his penis and there was astricle seeping from his boyfriends anus"

by shy4afact October 21, 2012

Asscicle

When you sweat indoors and walk out into the cold and the pool of sweat collected between your buttocks freezes

I just got done basketball practice, I walked outside and got a huge asscicle

by Inthemoney January 1, 2018