The state of being butt hurt. When you're mad as fuck but there's nothing you can do about it. Baitposting is sure to cause asspain.
London Police suffered maximum asspain after trying to track down William from Kensington for illegal hate speech on social media, reaching a dead end when they found out it was Dave from Atlanta.
by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018
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This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.
This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.
Gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. From what I understand, an assload is greater than a shitton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. Thus bsd > assload > shitton.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.
by Xplotos October 19, 2008
Get the assparka mug.Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.
Nadnerb: Dude! I just had an ultimate Fi-Fi when I saw Flower squirt on Assparade.
Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!
Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!
by El Jock January 30, 2007
Get the assparade mug.Assad is a word taken from Arabic, meaning a "Lion". Assad is handsome, brave, loyal and protective. He is a true leader and an Alpha plus he can make good decisions in hard situations. Assad is a person who you can have fun with. Assad has a good body shape (muscular) but sometimes skinny . Assad maybe aggressive when he is in bad mood.
by Owl3e3 May 8, 2018
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Before Syrian civil war started, Syria was a peaceful country with happy citizens living in prosperity. What he did was to keep Syria away from western influence, and nationalize Syrian industries instead of giving them to western companies. Which pissed off USA and NATO imperialists, and they decided to ruin the shit out of Syria just like what they did to Iraq and Libya.
Before Syrian civil war started, Syria was a peaceful country with happy citizens living in prosperity. What he did was to keep Syria away from western influence, and nationalize Syrian industries instead of giving them to western companies. Which pissed off USA and NATO imperialists, and they decided to ruin the shit out of Syria just like what they did to Iraq and Libya.
Bashar al-Assad is a good person.
by p0seidon November 30, 2019
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Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.
by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004
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