assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

assmonger

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 1, 2005

Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 2, 2003

assmongrels

1. (interj.) A term used to describe immense displeasure.

2. (v.) A medical term referring to the infusion of incongruous ass cheeks onto one's face to replace dead facial tissue caused by pyrolysis.

3. (n.) Derogatory term for one who's facial features resemble the buttocks.

Assmongrels(1), my son's assmongrelling(2) was a complete failure! Now he really looks like an assmongrel(3).

by Richard Z. Crimiton, M.D. July 7, 2004