Assceritis

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.

Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."

by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014

Arsecist

One who enjoys being soulless, with a black heart. Essentially one who loves being an asshole throughout life.

He's such an arsecist.

by nasm May 24, 2015

Assochistic

A state in which an individual indulges in experiencing pain in the rear end.

That boy was laughing while he was being spanked. He is Assochistic.

by boombangbob October 21, 2011

assercise

A form of exercise especially geared towards women with big butts.

Geez, her butt is huge. She can really use some assercise.

by blueguitar69 August 18, 2007

assercastic

to be conceited without being serious
using sarcasm instead of seriousness when 'bigging yourself up'
if you are an assercast then you are conceited sarcastically
if you use assercasm then you actively are being conceited sarcastically

*sarcastic* 'oh, yes, coz im so god damn wonderful'

oh my god, that was so assercastic...

by lis.x May 12, 2007

Asteristic

A statistic which requires further explanation or qualification, making it somewhat less valid

He had hist more home runs than any other baseball player in history, but this was just another asteristic because he also had more hits of anabolic steriods than any other baseball player in history.

by steve garvey August 17, 2008

Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023