Asteristic 

A statistic which requires further explanation or qualification, making it somewhat less valid

He had hist more home runs than any other baseball player in history, but this was just another asteristic because he also had more hits of anabolic steriods than any other baseball player in history.

Asteristic by steve garvey August 17, 2008

Aneristic 

From the theological principles of the Church of the Subgenius:

"Aneristic" literally means "without Eris", and is diametrically opposed to the word "Eristic".

Eris is the goddess of strife, discord, contention and chaos. She is often represented specifically as the goddess of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.

Other meanings include: orderly, organized, systemized, i.e., NOT CHAOTIC, etc. You get the idea.

Mythology: Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "Kaliste" meaning "To the most beautiful." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.

Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia.

The Aneristic Principle is that of Apparent Order; the Eristic Principle is that of Apparent Disorder.

Aneristic by Laughingfox February 17, 2009

asterisking 

The act of describing actions in first or third person within the confines of shifted 8s, generally using an instant messaging program such as AIM.

Matty: *calls up John*
John: *rushes across the room and answers breathlessly* 'lo?

asterisking by mbp March 28, 2005

Autristic

Someone named Tristan who acts autistic as fuck and cannot resist the autistics urges. Often makes you question life when you see someone who is autristic.

Guy: Tristan why you so autristic?

Autristic by BigBundaBoy69 January 1, 2023

autoristic 

calling someone “autoristic” could mean 2 things

1) saying they act and look very strange doing weird things and being odd
2) implying that they are a twink riri that snorts cock

1) dude your dog is so autoristic

2) look at that guy he looks fricking autoristic.

autoristic by Bunkle Balls April 10, 2023

Alkeristicism 

A word that was invented by a well known gay ass man. He took pride in being such a fag, he invented the word Alkeristicism just to protect fag needs. People didn't disriminate against him because of that, they discriminated because apart from that he was an IDIOT!!!
A rude concieted idiot!!!
Alkeristicism means; Fag/Gay Ass.

Joey was proud To be Alkeristicism..
GROW SOME BALLS!!! AND THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!!! YOU WHORE!!!!

Alkeristicism by CoutureChic January 5, 2008

Aneristic 

From the theological principles of Discordianism:

"Aneristic" literally means "without Eris", and is diametrically opposed to the word "Eristic".

Eris is the goddess of strife, discord, contention and chaos. She is often represented specifically as the goddess of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.

Other meanings include: orderly, organized, systemized, i.e., NOT CHAOTIC, etc. You get the idea.

Mythology: Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "Kallisti" meaning "To the most beautiful." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.

Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia.

The Aneristic Principle is that of Apparent Order; the Eristic Principle is that of Apparent Disorder.

Aneristic by nineteen_characters October 6, 2020