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Asshands

n) A condition caused by digging ones hands into feces or by actually sticking one's hands into an ass. (n) A person who has done either of these things.
I got asshands trying to get that cow shit out of my dog's mouth.

Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.
by Jackpott September 6, 2020
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assvantage

When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.
My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.
by zwill May 28, 2006
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asstang

Very similar in meaning to poontang, infact it is only an inch away...

1. A females behind.

2. The act of anal sex with a female.
I'm sick of poon, I want some asstang.

When Jethro gets shore leave he is gunna get some asstang!
by Leroy rocks September 17, 2006
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asscalator

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.
Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.
by DolfinFin February 27, 2015
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Assanatou

The most amazing and perfect girl you could ever meet. She is the sweetest person ever and she is very modest. She is very pretty and likes to laugh. She has beautiful eyes and usually doesn't know she is pretty. She likes to give advice o people which is usually very good. Assanatou has the best sense of humor EVER and likes to see people smile.
She is so gorgeous, she must be an Assanatou.
by cammiecammiecammiepower November 13, 2013
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ascanxoxo movements

the act of having a sexual relation with every male species on this planet.
this includes human, dogs, cats, birds, fish, and apparently the sun.
person 1: why is that girl such a dirty slut?
person 2: bro she runs brains like it's her career
person 1: ascanxoxo movements....
by slutbusters June 29, 2010
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asscalade

An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.
Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!
by sassyred April 30, 2009
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