n) A condition caused by digging ones hands into feces or by actually sticking one's hands into an ass. (n) A person who has done either of these things.
I got asshands trying to get that cow shit out of my dog's mouth.
Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.
Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.
by Jackpott September 6, 2020
Get the Asshands mug.When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.
My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.
by zwill May 28, 2006
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Very similar in meaning to poontang, infact it is only an inch away...
1. A females behind.
2. The act of anal sex with a female.
1. A females behind.
2. The act of anal sex with a female.
by Leroy rocks September 17, 2006
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by DolfinFin February 27, 2015
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by cammiecammiecammiepower November 13, 2013
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this includes human, dogs, cats, birds, fish, and apparently the sun.
this includes human, dogs, cats, birds, fish, and apparently the sun.
person 1: why is that girl such a dirty slut?
person 2: bro she runs brains like it's her career
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person 2: bro she runs brains like it's her career
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by slutbusters June 29, 2010
Get the ascanxoxo movements mug.An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.
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