Assblaster

An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?

Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!

by Demoulous October 24, 2003

Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003

assblaster

a fierce animal shits fire

look a assblaster

by dev ooff gang October 18, 2018

Assblaster

One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.

Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.

by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009

Assblast

A 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. Assblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named "ANAL FIESTA I"), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that shit really hurts one's ass who so choses to blast that bitch down the road.

Assblast projects include =

DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken)
AF I (incomplete)
PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete)
SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire)
AF IV (super dangerous)

by ANALFIESTA June 18, 2014

Assblasted

"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.

"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!"

"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."

by zucc the ducc November 24, 2017

Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.

Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!

by greasyginzos March 26, 2013