Assache

The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.

I have such an assache this morning...

by Shorty Long Dick May 25, 2020

Assicle

A contraction of the words ass and icicle. It is the result of swass(sweaty ass) cooling to below zero temperatures, creating ice on the buttocks.

I was walking briskly through the mall finishing up my Christmas shopping and my ass became very sweaty. When I was finished and walked outside to my car the freezing weather turned my sweat into assicles.

by Pinder807 December 24, 2009

Assclef

Someone stupid or rude

You sir are an assclef

by J.J.S. January 11, 2003

Assicle

A way to describe a very cold rear end.
What your butt feels like after ice, snow, or really cold water has been put down the back of your pants.

I've been standing out in the cold freezing my butt off so long I think I have an assicle.

by reaperslay January 19, 2009

assclef

1) Someone extremely stupid/rude.

2) An attention whore.

1) Man, Evan is being such an assclef today.

2) Did you see that guy beat that old lady up to get people to notice him? What an assclef.

by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003

Assacre

Commonly a miserable experience, an assacre is like a massacre but with shit. It also takes hours of wiping, and definitely not a fun experience at all.

Oh damn, Tacobell wasn't a very good idea, I think I'm gonna have an assacre The

bathroom is gonna look like Willy Wonka's chocolate river when I'm done in there.

by Aqua August 9, 2016

Assable

when something is able to be inserted in an ass

"damn, that small round-tipped object is assable"
"does this look assable to you or is that a bad idea?"
"Yeah bro I may be straight... but tony looks super assable. I'd let him go behind me tonight"

by Assable December 12, 2022