by Techmasterflash May 29, 2007
Get the Assaccino mug.A Jewish male with an IQ larger than your bank account. Loves flexing in front of everyone though not in the physical sense. Most likely a species of lizard with plans of world domination in mind.
Person1: Yo I heard that Jewish kid in our computer science class already designs software.
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi
by BigPeewee June 3, 2018
Get the Assafi mug.A chill, nice dude whose laugh fills the room. Always has a smile on his face and is willing to help anyone. Aware of social queues and works around causing anyone any hassle. Ansaars are normally tall (and thicc af) and are usually able to rock a dope ass beard by sophomore or junior year in high school. He is very sociable and loves meeting new friends. Often prioritized friends over work and procrastinates frequently.
Auntie: that boy is so sweet and handsome
Girl: I know! he's obviously an Ansaar, I want to rishta that boy so fast😫
Girl: I know! he's obviously an Ansaar, I want to rishta that boy so fast😫
by HTTPS March 15, 2017
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Assamassadopholus is anything the user wants it to be, or means anything the user wants it to mean.
ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?
Student: umm, assamassadopholus
Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter
Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
Student: umm, assamassadopholus
Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter
Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
by Layles February 24, 2009
Get the Assamassadopholus mug.First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.
Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.
by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007
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