ashmore

A male of extreme greatness, likes good music and is a party animal

That guy's a right ashmore he needs to be cooled down

by Mike Wedges February 4, 2008

ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

by geek.neo December 28, 2010

ashorina

A beauty

Have you seen that ashorina looking like a beauty

by holamola February 12, 2018

Ashford

A town in kent often known as trashford famous for being the birthplace of simply amazing people and some pikeys (see stanhope)

Person A: God I had sucha good time yesterday my arm's actually exploded

Person B: obviously you went to ashford

by ask ur nan November 28, 2009

Ahoora

Ahoora is a Persian name and is a very nice and intriguing person. Has a great personality and is very funny. Although if you use Ahoora in a bad way they will toughen up. Think of it this was Ahoora is a lollipop that has gum in the middle very kind in the middle but tough in the outer layer.

Ahoora is soo funny

by Xboxdoodoo December 9, 2019

Ashford & Simpson

To be "Solid" or "Solid As A Rock" (a song made famous by Husband & Wife duo Ashford & Simpson)...

When a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing boner ever. Can sometimes feel like the penis is literally going to crack and shatter. Can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in ejaculation) or immediately after, using a cock ring.

Girl: Ooh baby, do you like the way I'm rubbing your cock between my big-ass titties all covered in hot oil, stroking your balls and playing with a dildo in my ass so you can fuck me all while we're watching lesbian porn?

Guy: Are you kidding baby? I'm totally Ashford & Simpson right now.

by Omn1scientist November 26, 2010

michael ashworth

A big red beef head, with a tiny penis

Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude

by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014