artard

A person who when gets extremely intoxicated does extremely stupid stuff

Cameron was being an artard when he tackled that cop outside the bar

by 89redneck April 2, 2009

artard

a weird way or saying retard

oh my goodnes you are such an artard!

by samantha chick a dee September 15, 2009

artard

a better word for retard (can be taken more offensively)

As someone tells a lame story... you wisper to your friend "what an artard!"

by B.zee October 16, 2008

artard

a person that acts like he/she don't having any sense.

leave me alone you artard

by amanda1983 March 13, 2008

artard

a cocktail weenie wrapped in part of a croissant, similar to a "pig in a blanket," but made with a smaller hot dog-type product and no cheese

Mark ate so many artards at the party that he couldn't stay out of the bathroom that night.

by magruder July 15, 2008

artard

Pronounced "Ar-tard"

Can be spelt "atard" on come cases, depending on country.

A Retarded way of saying the word: "retard"

Originated from the word: retard - to be severely mentally handicapped compared to an average adult human.

I'm not artarded, you retard!

by LemonSatan October 10, 2008

artard

an artard is a dog who is stubborn but very cute

Nene, you little artard, hurry up!

by jed357 January 13, 2009