magruder's definitions

chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

by Magruder January 7, 2008

artard

a cocktail weenie wrapped in part of a croissant, similar to a "pig in a blanket," but made with a smaller hot dog-type product and no cheese

Mark ate so many artards at the party that he couldn't stay out of the bathroom that night.

by magruder July 15, 2008