Argument recycler

Someone that uses the same argument against you that you just used against them earlier in the day, that generally resulted in a win. The argument recycler will often use the previous argument out of context making them look dumber than when they were wrong about whatever started the argument. A technique most often used by poor debaters or women.

"Caroline is such an argument recycler".
"Yeah, I beat her earlier in the day in an argument about the benefits of chop stix versus forks, then this afternoon she tried to use the same argument to prove lesbians and sperm whales can make babies, ridiculous"

by King Ross June 25, 2014

Argumentertainment

(n) (AR-gyoo-MEN-turh-TAYNE-mint)

A source of entertainment, according to the lowest common denominator of human intelligence, derived from watching people argue and generally hate each other. This is most commonly found on situational reality television shows, reality game shows, staged abomination-abortions of popular culture, and mostly anything on Bravo, MTV, or the Style Network.

(Derived from Italian for "obnoxious attention-seeking whores")

Girlfriend: "Oh m'gyah did you see The Jersey Shore the other night? Fackin' Vinny and Paulie fought each other, but neither of them actually threw a punch! What a bunch of pussies, right? It's such a train wreck!"

You: "Woman, get out of my fucking apartment and don't come back until you get it through your head that this awful, goddamn argumentertainment is systematically making you EVEN DUMBER, were that even POSSIBLE, than you were before."

by The_Mailman September 9, 2011

don't argue with me

A phrase commonly used by parents and teachers in arguments because they can't defend what they say.

Kid: "Why can't I do this?"
Parent: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!"

by anonymous June 29, 2005

Zeller Argument

The act of arguing over something false. Where under normal circumstances the Person defending the "wrong" opinion would disagree with said opinion.

Zeller: "It is completely normal to want money for story progression in an single-player Game!"
Xaver: "Stfu, I don't want to have an Zeller Argument"

by mePixel May 30, 2020

Argue with the wall.

When you make a point that is almost a fact and cannot be argued with or about so even if you do argue about it, it's as good as arguing with the wall.

Harry styles is the best human ever, argue with the wall.

by Yer a Wizzard herry January 27, 2021

YouTube argument

When two or more people get in an argument via the comment section on YouTube.

YouTube arguments are often found in videos about controversial subjects.

exaggeration of a YouTube argument:

guy #1: f*** war
guy #2: we are just defending our country
guy #1: no we are killing people because we are savages
guy #2: you are an uneducated moron
guy #1: no u are
guy #2: ur mom is an uneducated moron
guy #1: screw u

by T-Bizzcuit February 7, 2010

red herring argument

Fallacy of the red herring: Ignoring a criticism of an argument by changing attention to another subject.

Sure I ran the car into a tree, but you forgot my brithday.

by robbot July 13, 2005