aproskied

when you put a hairbrush up someone elses backside unexpectedly

I was aproskied last night by my dog

by allanballer March 19, 2022

meth apron

a white, sleeveless male's undergarment that while designed to be worn underneath clothes has become part of the visual cultural vernacular as a garment of intolerance, laziness and overall douchebaggery. also, a much less misogynous term for the article of clothing previously known as a wife beater.

"That guy I was talking with on OKCupid showed up wearing hot topic pants and a meth apron. I ended up getting tanked in an airport bar after he asked me if my stove at home was gas or electric."

"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."

by riotgrraffe October 23, 2009

aarons dad

A nigga who blast when you are born and says he going to Walmart and he ain't ever come back he also gives his sons trash baseball genes and makes them ass at all sports

Oh shit where's Aarons Dad?

by Yeet nigga July 1, 2017

aprosexia

1) Noun-Inability to concentrate
2) Noun-Abnormal inability to sustain attention
3) Medical-Inattention, due to a sensorineural (related to or affecting a sensory nerve or a sensory mechanism together with its neural circuitry.) or mental defect.

A child with verified ADD or ADHD can be said to have a moment of aprosexia, or many moments

by BlueVelvet April 14, 2007

blacksmiths apron

A blacksmith apron is the english terminology for a gunt. Basically this is when a females gut hangs over her genitals. Not an attractive look!

"Hey Rich T, look at em and her blacksmiths apron!"

by Malcy-Malc March 16, 2005

Grandma's Apron

A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.

Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

meat apron

(n) The abdominal folds of an obese woman that covers her pubic area. It must be lifted out of the way to access her private area.

That chick has a big meat apron! If I could bench 200 pounds, I'd be able to tag that ass.

by The Freakin Don August 25, 2006