Plastic Apartment

A very risque sexual maneuver developed in Bulgaria in the late 1980s. It involves a man, a woman, 3 golf balls, and a yard stick. While the exact specifications of the act died with its creator, Andrey Plabivov, in 1989 when the People's Republic of Bulgaria fell along with other communist-bloc countries. Historical interviews suggest that of the 6 women this maneuver was used on, 5 died and 1 was put into a catatonic state.

When I discover the true plastic apartment, I will be able to re-write all the history books.

by creator of papt March 5, 2009

apartment camping

when you move into a nasty place and are living there half *ss w/ your food and dishes in plastic totes because the cabinets are gross.

I've been apartment camping in the Canal since Oct.

by BPB December 30, 2008

apartment shopping

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

by rjhotts January 18, 2007

afartment

Where butts live.

Where do butts live? In afartments.

by shitforbrains2 December 16, 2008

Primavera Apartments

The projects, which are infested with cock roaches and are located in south eastern Fort Worth Texas, which house ass bandits, thugs, hoes, sluts, wiggers, alot of pedos and people of the beaner race, and white middle aged drug dealers whom like to lie in the courtyards in ass rape position.

1. Welcome to Primavera Apartments.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

Cades apartment

The earthly form of heaven itself. Where the boof grows taller then ever and 4ft Asians rule the land.

Ava: so we heisting on Friday?
Bryant: oh shit, to cades apartment? Hell ya

Jonah: only if sabryna comes 😩
Cade: I’ve got that covered (filled up the bong)
All: womp the bong

by Katie’s forms October 7, 2020

apartment

A confined living space. A gerbil cage for humans. That is, a shower, microwave, food, bed, and toilet, all contained within a few hundred square feet. An apartment dweller typically knows the sex habits of the dweller above and the favorite music of the dweller next door, but would not recognize the face or name of either.
Apartment construction materials include: cream colored linoleum, cream colored latex paint, cream colored carpet (extensively spotted), cream colored pre-formed shower, cream colored counters and dark brown hollow-core doors.

I just leased a new apartment. It's a nice unit; I don't have to wait long for the community clothes washer and it only costs 75 cents a load.

by Pacito November 20, 2006