Mini Sadness Aneurysm

A smaller, less effective sadness aneurysm. Can come as single happenings, or in large numbers.

Marty: We aren’t friends anymore.

John: I just had a mini sadness aneurysm.

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019

Aneurysm

One of Nirvana's most underrated songs. Found on both albums, Hormoaning and Incesticide, as well as the live album From The Muddy Banks OF The Wishkah, this song is a must have in any version you can find. Also listen to it on the numerous traders live albums, such as 'Suicide Solution?'.

Sample of Aneurysm lyrics:

Come on over and do the twist, uh-huh.
Overdo it and have a fit, uh-huh.

by Random Affiliate September 27, 2006

brain aneurysm

A masturbatory technique wherein one gets into the shower, turns the hot water on as high as can be withstood, then proceeds to squat down and masturbate furiously. Upon reaching orgasm, stand up and turn the cold water on full blast. If timed right, orgasm will occur at the same moment that icy water pours over you, causing an experience unlike anything you've ever felt before.

Dude, I gave myself a brain aneurysm right before leaving for work, it was intense!

by nrcright November 29, 2007

Anal Aneurysm

When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.

Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...

by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015

angerysm

When something makes you so angry you feel like you are about to pop a blood vessel and have a stroke. Sort of an aneurysm that's caused by uncontrollable rage at someone or something.

When my boss told me at 5 p.m. on Friday that I had to work all weekend, I thought I was going to have an angerysm.

by Copychick7 January 16, 2008

Andrews Aneurysm

When stress caused by being roasted by Alex Andrews (@stevejobspams on instagram) in front of his two friends causes you to have a full blown spasm and lose all will to live.

Alex just had the enourmous courage to write nasty things about me, privately on the internet :'(. This Andrews aneurysm is so bad I think I want to die

by Alex Andrews killed me😭 January 13, 2017

Asseurysm

An asseurysm is the medical term for when multiple farts are blocked behind a brewing turd, causing the pressure in your ass to rise and a feeling of discomfort in your ass. Failure to release the turd and lower your ass pressure may result in Coronary Ass Disease (CAD).

"Hey, where did Mike just go?"

"He dashed off to the loo. I think he was about to have an asseurysm."

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014